It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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