rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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