I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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