how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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