Where did you get a picture of my penis
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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