it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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