we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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