What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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