Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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