it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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