if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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