We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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