Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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