If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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