I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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