these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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