Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she woke up with a sticky ear
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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