what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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