i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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