is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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