haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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