So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
they need to just BURY HIM!
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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