can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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