Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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