We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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