So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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