And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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