i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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