i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
