I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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