I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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