I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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