gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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