So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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