its not stalking. its research.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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