Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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