exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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