the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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