I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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