no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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