Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's never too late to be topless.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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