i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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