4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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