How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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