So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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