We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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