went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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