At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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