She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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