You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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