He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i now understand why vodka
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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