and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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