Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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