Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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